Snarky Couple lucille this fucking sucks congratufuckinglations

this fucking sucks congratufuckinglations

you keep using that word i do not think it means what you think it means

dear jolene you can have him

i know i don't have to be sarcastic but the world has given me so much material to work with i would hate to be wasteful

til your unsolvable murder do us part

Snarky Couple lucille this fucking sucks congratufuckinglationsSize: 4x6 if at first you don't succeed do it the way your wife told you marriage is just texting each other from different rooms until you die let's grow old and grumpy together never laugh at your wife's choices. you're one of them. sweetie, of course i remember where we keep everything in the house i live here too remember? said no husband ever i'm not arguing i'm just explaining why i'm right vintage couple at dinner