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Great minds drink alike

no color commentary—just a blunt statement and a visual metaphor for what happens when numbers stop making sense

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This distressed patriotic shirt gives the old national motto a plainspoken reminder: America works best when “we the people” still means all of us

Marriage Is Like a Deck of Cards T-Shirt – Hearts, Diamonds, Clubs & Spades sleep humor tee 😀 Because sometimes life isDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! Marriage is a lot like a deck of cards. In the beginning, everything is easy. You've got two hearts. You've got a diamond. Life is good. Every text message is exciting, every date feels magical, and somehow neither of you has discovered the other person's ability to leave cabinet doors open. Then time passes. The honeymoon phase fades. The mortgage arrives. Somebody develops strong opinions about thermostat