Martin Keown - Football Cult-Hero T-Shirt world war II or simply wearing it to

or simply wearing it to confuse your nan at Sunday lunch

you need a striker who looks like he’s been plucked straight out of a 90s music video and plays like he's got nothing to lose

The caption “You think you’re having a shit day” hits home with those of us who have had days that really went sideways – except

he’s sipping on something a little more… spirited

it’s bound to get some laughs (and probably a few "Yep

Martin Keown - Football Cult-Hero T-Shirt world war II or simply wearing it toBecause sometimes, football needs a player whos as likely to bite your head off as he is to defend like a brick wall and that player is Martin Keown. This T shirt is dedicated to the Arsenal legend who made you feel like you were watching a match, a wrestling bout, and a psychological thriller all at once. Keown is so boring he would taste like a cream cracker, but that is redeemed in its entirety by his grumpy, centre back stare and his legendary one