Nothing Can Stop Me Now (Schemes) [Archenemy Schemes] Sarkhan I'd have told you what

I'd have told you what it was

Set: Mercadian Masques Type: Sorcery Rarity: Rare Cost: {3}{R}{R} You may exile a red card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost

I think 'toast' is an appropriate description

Set: Arabian Nights Type: Enchantment Rare Cost: {G} At the beginning of your upkeep

put a +2/+2 counter on Baron Sengir

Nothing Can Stop Me Now (Schemes) [Archenemy Schemes] Sarkhan I'd have told you whatSet: Archenemy Schemes Type: Ongoing Scheme Rarity: Common (An ongoing scheme remains face up until it's abandoned.) If a source an opponent controls would deal damage to you, prevent 1 of that damage. At the beginning of each end step, if you've been dealt 5 or more damage this turn, abandon this scheme.