football needs a player who’s as likely to bite your head off as he is to defend like a brick wall – and that player is Martin Keown
to his infamous green and yellow hair that made sure you knew exactly where he was on the pitch
the most confusing outfits make the best statements
and it’s for those who appreciate the kind of humour that hits different (and often goes way too far)
It’s perfect for anyone who understands that football isn’t just a game
Homer Timpson T-Shirt Color:Sport Grey football needs a player who’sWhat do you get when you mix Homer Simpson with every high streets favourite cobbler and key cutter? You get Homer Timpsonthe man, the myth, the lazily dedicated shop assistant. Its Homer, but instead of dodging work at the nuclear plant, hes now casually ruining your keys and charging you 3. 50 for a new shoe heel. This is for anyone whos ever wanted to see Homer, not as a beer guzzling, donut devouring legend, but as the slightly confused bloke