Ponder the depths of your insignificance. Illustrated by Nic Klein Standard Not Legal Alchemy Not Legal Pioneer Not Legal Historic Not Legal Modern Not Legal Brawl Not Legal Legacy Not Legal Comp
Starter decks have high overlap (60-70% of cards are generic)
Only Blood Ends Your Nightmares This scheme would be so much better if it said nontoken creature. Only Blood Ends Your Nightmares is nice when you force them to discard two cards from their hand or a sizable creature, and its also good that every opponent loses something
A Chaos Rising ETB, for example, currently has a market price of $79.99
Biogenic Ooze - Not only does this make a token when if flickers, but it also makes them all bigger over time, and can even make more tokens even if you don't have flicker options
For example, if the target historic permanent card is an artifact card (but not a creature card) and you control March of the Machines ("Each noncreature artifact is an artifact creature with power and toughness each equal to its mana value."), it will enter with two additional +1/+1 counters on it because it will be a creature on the battlefield