When Goad is thrown into every game, that agency is taken away, and those players suffer from a lack of agency
Ultimate Magic: Holy has further utility by preventing damage, which adds up to a total blowout
If this thing was a named legendary creature - even if it was a new version of that weird little rat Loot - it might feel like a mythic rare, purely on the basis that "cute little guys" is an established archetype for extremely rare and powerful creatures
Players can either ascend this stairway, or take an elevator, with the former leading to funnier dialogue and a quieter time
Since I'm already talking about Gandalf, that seems like a great opportunity to show off a card preview
Ugin, Eye of the Storms (Halo Foil Ghostfire) (Halo Foil Ghostfire) *Interactive digital render