Its not Skullclamp, but nothing ever will be
The depth of your collection, and the unique experiences it contains, expand exponentially with every product you buy
The kicker is at the end of the night, you come home with a branded hard cover guestbook with Mazal Tov messages and all of your photos
Even some of the Soul cycle was really good (Soul of Innistrad and Soul of New Phyrexia are both winners)
I think this idea requires more testing, but at the very least, as a starting point, I recommend my list above with these changes: -1 Iono, -1 Bosss Orders, -1 Super Rod, -2 Dark Energy
Plus, Weathered Sentinels will keep you attack-free during the mid-game by working to actively discourage other players from nearing your borders